2004-08-21 - 10:57 p.m.

Hello, this is another entry by me. TOday I found a very interesting website that my friend gave me to pass the time. It had a lot of jokes posted. (Probably by people as bored as me.) One of them in particular, got stuck in my brain. It's a funny comparison between Wal-Mart and Heaven. Here it is:

I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Literally, here are the similitudes I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of Everyday Low Prices.

Heaven: St. Peter greets you at the gates

Wal-Mart: Some old geezer named Peter greets you at the automatic doors

Heaven: Eternal

Wal-Mart: Open 24 hours

Heaven: Where old people go when they expire

Wal-Mart: Where old people go when the retire

Heaven: Plenty of Room for everyone who loves God

Wal-Mart: Plenty of Parking for Everyone

Heaven: Golden-haired angels shouting the glory of God

Wal Mart: Purple-haired obese women shouting for a price check on diapers

Heaven: Salvation and redemption no matter what your sin

Wal-Mart: Full money refund on no matter what your complaint

Heaven: EDLP = Every Do-gooder lives peacefully

Wal-Mart: EDLP = Every day low prices

Heaven: Sam Walton -- now a resident!

Wal-Mart: Sam's choice cola -- now on sale!

Yeah....some of them made me laugh, and some of them are just plain stupid.

Oh and just for those of you who actually READ my entries, (yes, there are none, but just in case) I did not make these jokes up. If you are wondering why I'm saying this, it's because: This disclaimer is absolutely necessary. As I've learned not too long ago, there are people who just can't take jokes! And if those people see something they don't like on a website, they immediately assume that the other person is guilty. And I don't want any stupid junk e-mail.

(sigh) OH HEY! I made up my own little rant without actually noticing it! All right!

Done now! Time to go!

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